Earth Hour was a very good idea.
So good that I was actually intending to switch off my lights come 8.30pm.
But  when it was time, I looked out the window and no one did turn off their lights! so i just didnt bother. hahaha

And then, I went online and i found this...
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Earth Hour = WIN!

So after a longggg, hot day at tanjong beach sentosa with Ting, Lydia, JX, and weiming for Ntu's Surf & Sweat, we headed to vivo for lunch and decided to go 'walk walk'. hah

ended up at Pet Safari looking at dogs and i love the Samoyed
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However......... it was another pet that caught my attention...
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I wonder what other kind of pets they have.. HAHAHAHAH

damn nice that pet, look like human all. hahaaa

 

Sorry for neglecting this blog, but nothing funny has been happening. haha

UNTIL RECENTLY.......on msn:

Me: EH turn on the radio! 93.8fm. my aunt getting interviewed sehhhh
Me: Judy Wong, Director of Business (Marketing and Relations)
Tammy YEAH: ok im on.. hahah, but, you're Vance Wong meh?! ( Im Khoo by the way)
Tammy YEAH: oh ok, nvm
Tammy YEAH: pretend i didnt say that
Me: EH WTH HAHAHA
Me: Your Mom's surname, what is it? hahaha
Tammy YEAH: I KNOW LA! IDIOT hah
Me: Im just asking laaaa.
Tammy YEAH: er... Chua
Me: EH YOU TAMMY CHUA IS IT?!
Me: HAHAHAHHA!

TAMMY YE ---> EPIC. FAIL

Armin was freakin awesome.

Best day of the year so far.. HAHAHA

He is King.

Who cares about asses and boobs when you have the face of an angel, a Victoria's Secret angel.

:D

So Happy New Year to all of you :)

Ive had a great week and I hope you all did too.

2008, to be honest, has been pretty fucked up for me, so heres to 2009.

Im sure it will be better because you cant get any lower thn 2008, and its already starting to get better :D

'Normal' entries will resume after this. i promise!
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Cheers boys :)

and girls ;)

*p.s. watch out, young man

I think McDonald's read my previous blog entry, thats why they introduced the new MEGA MAC.
The power of the net. You guys should all thank me. haha

So moving on to another topic...
Recently, a birthday video put up but some JC students kids caused a major uproar.
Take a look at this video.
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http://www.straitstimes.com/Video+News/Singapore/STIVodcast_4597.html?playid=4597&type=Singapore


( Click For News! )

Wa siao, really damn fun.
They insist that these students kids are the elites of singapore, so picture our ministers doing that on our PM's birthday.
For.Fun.
:S
Looks more like a bukkake scene thn a birthday celebration. haha!

In future, when I have a daughter, I want her to be looking like this on her birthday.
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Not like THIS
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Ever ordered something because the picture of the dish looked absolutely wonderful?

Ever felt that restaurants give you the best, then slowly drop the quantity and quality of the dish?
One example would have to be McDonald's McSpicy. HAHa

2 fat juicy chicken thigh patties
into 1 thick fat juicy chicken thigh patty
into 1 small lousy dry chicken backside cookie.

However, this was never a major problem, but it turns into a major problem if other companies start following their footsteps.

so fast forward to yesterday. i was so hungry that i could have eaten a hippopotamus,so i decided to get some cookies first.

The label read 'Lily O'Briens Double Chocolate Chip Cookie' and the picture showed a cookie with so many chocolate chips that willy wonka would be proud of it.
I bought it straightaway and went on to rip that thing apart.
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BLOODY HELL! WHAT IS THIS!?

Thats a mole, not a choc chip pls. hahah

Its good to have a nice and unique name because its always a conversation starter. Thats why you see parents naming their children with awesome and never seen before names like, seng kee, kjabasn and skjdhfks.

However, one Korean parent went too far and im sure he and his son arent on speaking terms now, especially whn he's an Olympian.
I mean, take a look at this:
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hahah! Because no matter how hard you try, 'yoo' will still 'suk'.
Imagine what this guy has to go through in his daily life. TORTUROUS!

Stranger: Hi, whats your name?
Yoo Suk: 'You suck'
Stranger:     :O

Not good at all.

People say that the name of the business contributes to the overall image and is extremely important.
Brands like LV, Hilton, Sheng Shiong and even Ravi's mommashop, draw people to them and their products/services.

Budding entrepreneurs always remember this mantra and try to come up with classy and attention seeking brands.

Well, a restaurateur in the UK has obviously followed this sacred manta and followed in the footsteps of Ravi's mommashop.

He named his restaurant, this
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Well, its attention seeking alright. HAHAH
The 'Cheebye' is open daily from 9am to 9pm. Be sure to cum come and eat your fill.

maybe you belong there.
I will never know.

It has been a bad week, so I decided to go take a walk late at night. haha

While walking, I saw a group of delinquents wacking a poor, helpless old man. I really wanted to rush over and help, but I would have been severely outnumbered. So being the smart me, I did the next best thing.

I ran away.



HAHA ok no, I ran to the nearest public telephone wanting to dial 999... but i saw this,
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HOW TO CALL, YOU TELL ME!!

I feel that the government should ban the building of condominiums and bungalows and what not, around the HDB estate.

These people who lives in them will drive around in their fanciful cars, clogging up the roads and us mortals cant get to work/school on time because the buses cant move.
They will shun away from wet markets and force the government to build only supermarkets, making us 'HDB people' unable to afford groceries.
These 'atas' people will takeover the estate and those living in HDBs will dare not go out because they are afraid of being ridiculed as being mere 'HDB living creatures'.
Yes, their condominums and what not might have facilities and all, but they will get bored and venture out still, thus affecting our lives.
I seriously have NO idea as to why the government still agrees to the building of condos and bungalows in HDB estates.
Its making me very very sick, and I cant live with such people any longer!!!


Hmm, thought I sounded ridiculous?
Of course, what I typed was rubbish, because I dont feel that way at all.

BUT,
Wait till you read what the people in Serangoon Gardens have to say about the building of the dorm to house the foreign workers.

Those in Serangoon Gardens should shut their mouths, stop writing to the media and get on with life.
Freakin hypocrites.

HEH HEH

You know, Thisissohomo is usually for stupid cock entries, but I read this article online about the death of a guy serving National Service and this was what it said.


( Absurb! haha.. Pls read )


Check out the words in bold. INSANE.

Someone unfortunately passed away while serving National Service and then those freakin elties start to blame the Polytechnics?
Wow, who would have thought of this?
Yeap, only our elites.

They also stated that Pte Foo was someone who was athletic and enjoyed basketball.
So go figure, haha. Weird.

So the team at Thisissohomo, decided to step up to the plate and conduct its own research.
We have thus recruited a team of very capable researchers and did an intense study on our men in Singapore. Together, this topic has been 'studied deeply and carefully' and we assure you, that our results are in no way  absolutely accurate.

( Test Results )

Bye.

And oh, please remember,
4) JC is King.

=D

Sorry for the rather long absence, but I have my reasons! Like everyone else in Singapore, I had F1 fever.
Yes, I do follow F1 on a regular basis, but this is in Singapore!

The race/event was so exciting that PM Lee himself said that he was watching qualifying sessions on TV, to see the Singapore skyline. :S
Well, a politician is always a politician I guess. haha

So on to the race!
It was a bad bad bad day for Ferrari, a team which I seriously adore. haha
Massa had a cockup at the pitstop and Kimi, I guess was looking too much at the beautiful skyline of Singapore that he didnt notice he was driving into a wall....

The symbol of Ferrari, the Prancing Horse, just gives ppl confidence when they see it...

I mean, just look at that.
Simply. Stunning.


Unfortunately, after the Singapore Grand Prix, the elegant Prancing Horse is now...
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THIS.

When the SAF announced that the camou that the nation has been using since forever is going to be changed into the pixelated camou (a.k.a US Army kinda), there has been much fanfare going on about it. There are people liking it, people disliking it.

People in the army thinks its ugly because they look like a walking pillar of mosque moss. There was even a woman who sent in a letter, saying that she strongly belives they shouldnt change the uniform. Why? Because the first time she met her husband, he was wearing the camou and found him really sexy and then they got married. To cut it short, she doesnt want it to be changed cause her husband wouldnt be sexy anymore.

True love at its best. hahahah! NOT

So the great writers of 'thisissohomo' (ok its only me) has decided to end this debate once and for all!
Take a look at this:
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There, if you are reading this and still dont understand the picture, it means the new camou is effective! HAHAHAHAH
Tell me what you think... LOL

BYE

This world is crazy!

The price of petrol has been dropping recently and thats a good thing.
However, it is NOT a good thing when it drops and some cockster of an organization still approves of the increase of fares for public buses.

This makes no sense at all. What else besides the price of petrol affects the fares, u bleeding bloodsuckers.
This makes no sense at all. You drop the COE of a category A car to below 10K, petrol prices drop thn u  increase bus fares and encourage ppl to take the bus. DOHH. 

This makes no sense at all.
It is as nonsensical as saying this
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HAHAAHAHA!!
Im sure she was alive before she died.

Would love to meet someone who was dead before he/she died. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You love this entry! It makes so much sense! =D

So I read in the newspapers that the Singapore table tennis team (women of course. cant be tt crybaby Gao Ning) has made the nation proud again by having both Feng TianWei and Wang Yuegu in the semi-finals of the 2008 Volkswagon Women's World Cup.

Despite all of GaoNing's crying at the Olympics, the women's team has decided to shut that stupid crying of a man up and play good pingpong.
A world cup medal mannnn. Something our soccer team wishes to achieve in what? 2 years? Oh they didnt even qualify. hahah

This is singapore sports at its best. Arguably one of the fastest ball sports in the world, it requires quick feet, quick reflexes and quick thinking.
This ISNT a sport for the faint hearted for I heard that whn the ball hits u, it gives u a pinch.
This ISNT soccer.
This ISNT gridiron.
This ISNT rugby.
This ISNT men's netball.
This ISNT the VERY macho Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (go google it, lol)
This certainly ISNT any.other.sport.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
all that crap just to show you guys this picture =p.

I love it. Do you?
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